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There's a Mango at the End of the Universe (...And it Gets eaten by the Great Cosmic Whale Shark)
"Systems set to glide...
Approaching the end of the universe, all systems functional.
Readings normal.
In mere moments, we will see what truly lies at the end of the universe.
I think I see something...
Approaching it now...
What?
It's a Mango...
I repeat... It's a mango...
But wait, there's something else...
Oh my god, what is that?!
It's huge!
It's a Whale Shark."
Whale Shark!
Eating all the mangoes...
Man goes to the end of the universe...
Finds mangoes at the end of the universe...
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Fuel For My Flamethrower
06:54
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Set the world on fire
(Fire, fire, nice fire!)
Build your own empire
( Empire of Ash, Empire of Bone, Empire of Ash and Bone!)
It all makes sense in your head
( Don't open the head! Don't open the head!
Crack open the head, crack open the head
Examine the brain
( The brain, the brain, the nice brain, the good brain )
I think... I think
( I don't think )
... I'm bat-shit insane!
( Insane!)
Oh yeah!
The man on the screen made me do it!
I'm not responsible!
It's me... I'm the victim here!
Need a light?
Just give me another kill
Don't need yet another pill
It's two for one and five for two
It's down to me and you
Just give me another can
And it's all according to plan
A beautiful 30-feet cone of fire
Your very own funeral pyre
(I) Need Fuel for my Flamethrower
To burn down your ivory tower
I think I'm getting hard
Watching flesh get charred
I need Fuel for my Flamethrower
Just give me the high score
And I'll still want some more
Death ain't final 'till the credits roll
With a massive kill toll
(I) Need Fuel for my Flamethrower
To burn down your ivory tower
I think I'm getting hard
Watching flesh get charred
I need Fuel for my Flamethrower
Eenie, meenie, miney, mo
Who's time is now to go
On a bed of fire, who shall lie
In burning infenro, who shall die?
Come heeeere!
I won't hurt you!
Well, just a little bit...
Burn you to death!
With my flamethrower!
The fire makes puppets of us all
A lick, a flicker, a deadly dance
Fiery caress and burning embrace
Lights in the corner of the room
I am helpless, a victim
And now you are too
Spontaneous combustion
By volatile exhaustion
I love the smell of victory
(You're) just a stain on the floor
Racking up my score
It's time to buy some more...
It's time to buy some more...
Some more Fuel for my Flamethrower
To burn down your ivory tower
I think I'm getting hard
Watching flesh get charred
I need Fuel for my Flamethrower
I'm innocent! I'm innocent!
The voices in the screen made me do it!
The voices in the screen!
I think I'm getting hard
Watching flesh get charred
I need Fuel for my Flamethrower
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POWERTECH
04:24
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(note that these are mostly me improvising crap with a mic, than actually prewritten lyrics. They're here only to help you understand them if you so wish)
Can anyone hear me?
Can anyone hear this transmission?
I'm lost...
On this planet...
This uncharted planet
My spaceship was mauled by the Whaleshark
This planet...
It's alive
It's evil
And it's...
It's full of pineapple!
Completely poisoned by pineapple
I have to stop it!
Feeed us!
Feeed on us!
Ananas!
Feeed on us!
Fifth day on this planet
I've found no food that isn't contaminated by pineapple
My rations are running low
I don't know how long I can survive
Please, send help
Ancients, please send help!
I believe...
I believe this may be the planet Ancients warned us about
A land of taint
A planet of corruption
A planet of Pineapple
I can't do this alone...
You will succumb to us!
You will be one with the Pineapple
And with us...
We shall spread across the Galaxy
And the universe shall be ours once more
So says the Prophecy of the Pineapple
<insane muttering>
Feed on us!
Ananas!
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Rahkoi Finland
A mad man with a box, containing a miniature electro-mechanic symphonic orchestra, a bunch of odd space sounds and some
synthetic doohickeys of whirl and whistle.
Bombastic, epic, cinematic cheese combined with electronic mayhem and hijinks of dubious nature. What more can you ask for?
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