--- Sanansaattaja Helvetin Hedelmän --- Harhaoppiset pakanat! Verse: Pahat sanat suussa itää Mieles' mustat mietokset Kylvötyöhön kurja käypi Kasvaa kavalan aatos Palvoo tulta palavaa Liekkiä loitsuna levittää Kalvaa kansan selkärankaa Harhaoppiaan hourailee verse2: Mist on heikko mieli luotu Valhehista valettu Tuuliviiri taipuvainen Tanssiin toisten tahdissa Nostaa noidan jalustalle Anoo lupaa anella Kostaa avun auttajalle Ananaksen tahdosta Chorus: Sanansaattaja Helvetin Hedelmän Takaa tähtien totuuttaan tuo Sylkee silmille siemenet saastuneet Sokeana kansa vaeltaa Sanansaattaja Helvetin Hedelmän Taantumuksen tuo mukanaan Jää vanhat tavat unholaan Kun sanansaattaja valheitaan luo Verse3: Uutta tuloa unhoittuneen Petaa piru panetellen Tietä tekee tuhoajalle Taipaletta taantumuksel' Kultaa kantaa alttarille Keltaista kansalle levittää Multaa mielen ylle heittää Ananaksen aika käy -Chorus- "As of this morning, we are under attack. This attack comes not from outside, nor from within, but from above and from before. From our history. That which we believed banished has returned..." Se on nousu! Chaaaaooos Se on tuho! Depraaavity... Se on nousu! Chaaaooos Se on tuho! Depraavity "But we will triumph... As we always have, for we stand united against this crisis! So I ask of you, be vigilant! The enemy will seek to sow its seed of corruption among our community, but we MUST NOT ALLOW THAT to happen. Be wary and be aware. The Taint... has returned." Hyvät naiset ja herrat... Rauta-Aika... on alkanut Ananaksen aika... on alkanut ... Paetkaa... -Chorus- A very rough translation: --- Herald of the Fiendish Fruit --- Heretical Pagans! verse1: Words of evil spawn in his mouth Black thoughts inside his mind On to work to sow his seed To grow the deceitful's thought Worships the burning fire Spreads the flame as if magic Gnaws on the backbone of people Spouts his blasphemy verse2: What is a weak mind made of? Molded from lies Bends and turns Plays by the tune of others Puts a witch on a pedestal Begs for permission to beg Avenges help on the helper By the will of the Pineapple Chorus: Herald of the Hellish Fruit Comes from beyond the stars with his truth Spits his tainted seed over people's eyes Blind they are forced to wander Herald of the Hellish Fruit Brings regression with him Old ways are forgotten When the Herald spins his lies Verse3: The new coming of the forgotten one The devil paves way with his slander Makes way for the destroyer Pathway to the ignorance Carries gold to the altar Spreads the yellow to the people Throws mold over peoples' minds The time of pineapple is near -Chorus- "As of this morning, we are under attack. This attack comes not from outside, nor from within, but from above and from before. From our history. That which we believed banished has returned..." It's a Rise! (Chaaaooos) It's a Fall! (Depraaavity) It's a Rise! (Chaaaooos) It's a Fall! (Depraaavity) "But we will triumph... As we always have, for we stand united against this crisis! So I ask of you, be vigilant! The enemy will seek to sow its seed of corruption among our community, but we MUST NOT ALLOW THAT to happen. Be wary and be aware. The Taint... has returned." Ladies and gentleme... The Iron Age has begun The Age of Pineapple has begun ... Run... -Chorus-

-- Loitsu --- Loitsun laulan leutomaille Kutsun kaarnoille kajautan Manaan esiin mestareita Muinaisia sankareita Myrskymielen mielettömän Kivikasvon kalpean Äännön tänne täräyttelen Saviparrankin suvaitsen Loitsun lauon suojakseni Rienaajani revoittelen vanhan pahan vastukseksi Manaukseni mutisen Hädässäni heeroksia Anon auttajikseni Kirjan avaan kielletyn Arcanum Ananasium Translation: -- Spell -- I sing a spell to the grasslands Shout a call to the forests Conjure masters before us Ancient heroes Stormmind the Mindless Stoneface so pale I bellow the Voice to be here Even call the Mossbeard I cast a spell to protect me Curse that which torments me To oppose the ancient evil I mutter my conjuration In my peril I call for heroes I beg them for assist I open the book forbidden Arcanum Ananasium

-- Arcanum Ananasium -- Ja niin vanhimmat syvyyksiin suunnistivat Planeetan sisälle läksivät Läpi luolien loitsuin suljetuin Jos' ei miesmuistiin kaikuneet askeleet Ja pian varjoihin valo hiipui... Läpi seitsemän suljetun salvan Ja riimuin katetun käytävän Kulki joukko kuiskaukset korvissaan Kiusanhenki kallonsa sisällä Ja pian osa heistä hulluuteen haihtui... Ja vihdoin he halliin saapuivat Varoitukset mielestään heittivät Tulta tulella lähtivät houkat haastamaan Kielletyn kirjan sanoja suoltamaan Nyt kirjan edessään näkivät... Arcanum Ananasium Kansi verellä värjätty Hedelmämehulla herjattu Sanat käärmeen lailla kiertelee Myrkkyä mieleen suoltavat (Avaa se! Lue se!) Kirjan avaan, taian tavaan Loitsun löydän lauseistansa Riimun kirjon raudan palaan Vertaisteni verellä Pahalaisen päässäin kuulen Kauheuksia kuiskimassa Veitsen nostan valtimollein Viillän vielä kun pystyn Translation: -- Arcanum Ananasium -- And so the Elders ventured into the depths Traveled inside the planet Through caves sealed with magicks Where no man had tread for ages And soon the light faded into shadows... Through seven closed seals And hall-ways covered in runes The group journeyed with whispers in their ears With tormentor inside their heads. And soon some of the faded into madness... And finally they reached the hall Cast away the warnings from their thoughts The fools sought to challenge fire with fire To utter words from the forbidden book And now the book was before them... Arcanum Ananasium Covers painted with blood Covered in fruit juice Words slither like a snake Poison the unwary mind (Open it! Read it! Open it! Read it!) I open the book, I cast the spell Incantation I find from its words I scribe the rune to a piece of iron with the blood of my peers I hear the devil inside my head It's whispering terrors to me I raise my knife to my artery And slice while I still can.

-- Kivikasvo (Awakening of Ancient Heroes, Pt. I) -- Naiset ja lapset poissa pitäkää Eivät Kivikasvoa katsoa kestä Ei persettä päästäin voi erottaa Oon ruma kuin ruoja ja rietaskin vielä Mahtien mittelöön mestarinne tuokaa Terästäni tahdon testata Armoa anokoot kun keholleen astun Ja kusen suoraan kasvoille Painukaa vittuun sen viulunne kanssa Tässä kulkee Kivikasvo! Ei sankaria samanmoista Löydy saloilta samoamasta On sankartöiden lista pitkä Kuin jono kiimaisten naikkosten Vailla kahta kättä karhun kellistän Katseellain mä kiven halkaisen On armeijat lähteneet lätkimään Kuultuaan minun matkaa tekevän Nyt kutsun kuulin läpi kiven Ja horroksestain heräsin¨ Sanansaattaja tarinoihinsa tukehtuu Ananaksia aamupalaksi ahmin On Kivikasvo herännyt Translation: -- Rockface (Awakening of Ancient Heroes, Pt. I) (I think I translated Kivikasvo as SToneface on Loitsu, but I like Rockface more) Keep the women and children away They can't bear the look at Rockface Can't tell the difference between my arse and my head I'm ugly as sin and salacious as well Bring your masters to test their mettle I wish to test my steel Let them beg for mercy while I stomp on their chest And piss straight down on their face Just fuck off with your violin! Rockface walkin' here There's no hero alike Walking within these wilds My list of heroics is long Like the line of lusty women Without two hands I take down a bear With a gaze I split stones in half Armies have fled in terror After hearing I head their way Now I heard call through the stone And awakened from my slumber The Herald will choke on his tales I eat pineapples for breakfast The Rockface has awoken.

-- Äännö -- Verse1: Äännö huutaa, Äännö kiljuu, Äännö itkee Äänellänsä valhesanat Äännö kitkee Laulu murtuneen mielensä mailta Huutaa mieli, huutaa sielu, huutaa henki Tehtävänsä vaikeutta huutaa renki On petturin palkkana pyövelin työ Verse2: Tunsi pahan, tunsi vihan, tunsi valheen Jalkojensa ympärillä tunsi kahleen Rikollisten riesaksi ruoja revottiin (Nyt) Äännön kutsun, Äännön loihdin, Äännön manaan Pistän kaiken luottamuksein Äännön sanaan Vuossatojen aikana on miel' muuttunut Chorus: Äänen annan äänettömälle Huudahduksein hiljaiselle Tuomarille ja teloittajalle On Äännön aika herätä Loitsun lauon lauluttomalle Manaukseni mykistyneelle Tarve on nyt tuomitsijalle On Äännön aika herätä Verse3: Äännö kuulee, Äännö nousee, Äännö herää Tarvekalut tuomioilleen Äännö kerää On sanansaattajan käräjille kutsuttu Chorus On Äännö herännyt Translation: --- The Voice --- Verse1: The Voice yells, the Voice shrieks, the Voice cries With his voice the words of lie the Voice dispels A song from the lands of her broken mind Yells the mind, yells the soul, yells the spirit The difficulty of his task yells the servant Is a traitor's prize the executioner's job Verse2: She knew evil, she knew hate, she knew lies Around her ankles she felt the chains To torment criminals the wretch was cursed (Now) the Voice I call, the Voice I cast, the Voice I conjure Place all my trust in the Voice's word So has the mind changed over centuries Chorus: I give my voice to the voiceless My shout to the silent The judge and the executioner (It's time for the Voice to awaken) I shout my spell to the songless My uttering to the mute There is a need for a judgment (It's time for the Voice to awaken) Verse3: The Voice hears, the Voice rises, the Voice wakens Tools of trade for the judgments the Voice gathers The Herald has been called to court Chorus The Voice has awoken

Olen Myrskymieli! Pohdinta puhurin lailla liitää Ajatukset aivoissani edes takas tanssii Myrskymieli! Tajunta tuulen tavoin tempoo Unetonna maannunna ja missä mun housut on? En tiedä... Olen Myrskymieli! Pohdinta puhurin lailla liitää Ajatukset aivoissani edes takas tanssii Myrskymieli! Tajunta tuulen tavoin tempoo Unetonna maannunna ja sukatkin on hukassa Verse1: Sanoja pinoja vinoja taloja Pakko suoristaa, pakko suolistaa Sitä sian lihaa se lehmä vihaa Ja maitomieskin on myöhässä Myös häissä, näissä täissä Tauti pesii, tauti kesii Kesällä kiva on kuistilla kävellä Keväisin käytän kelloa Aikansa, taikansa, paikkansa kullakin Kultaakin kaivan, kultalaivan Merellä, verellä, terällä tempoo Temmosta päästään taas aikaan Aamuaika, haamuaika On henki ja renkikin heränneet Mut silmänkään vertaa en unta nähnyt Hei äiti, onko pakko herätä jo?! Myrskymieli! Pohdinta puhurin lailla liitää Ajatukset aivoissani edes takas tanssii Myrskymieli! Tajunta tuulen tavoin tempoo Unetonna maannunna ja nyt en keksi tähän mitään... Verse2: Kutsunta, katsonta, kutsutun etsintä Kalojen virta, palojen virta virtaava verta ei kestä kukaan Mut miksei mua kutsuta juhliin?! Juuri niin, juurineen Nauris nauraa, kauris nauraa Metsissä mukava myöhään on matkata Mattona käytän taljaa Kaljaa ei paljaana talvisin juoda Juoksuhauta, hairauta! Haureutta harjoittaa henkien kanssa Ja renki itkee vieressä Aattopäivä, saattopäivä Saattapi olla tai saattapi ei, mut Tappi silmässä en minnekään lähde Nyt vettä tänne ja äkkiä! Myrskymieli! Pohdinta puhurin lailla liitää Ajatukset aivoissani edes takas tanssii Myrskymieli! Tajunta tuulen tavoin tempoo Unetonna maannunna ja taas toi herätyskello soi... Herännyt on Myrskymieli Tyrskykieli turpakäräjille Ei kuunnella voi! Omena se mangoa Tanssittavi tangoa Ja sillä aikaa taateli Päärynätä raateli Ja ananas se nauroi makeasti! Ei sankareista sekopäisin sanojaan saa salpaan Kalhehitta kulkee aatos kunnes kuolee kalpaan Mielikuvamatkoillansa Myrskymieli kulkee Kunnes joku pysyvästi suuren suunsa sulkee Tarve kun on tietäjälle ei toista ole moista Kenkään toisen polla aivan samoin tavoin loista Ongelmia yksitoista samaan aikaan ratkoo Miekallaan kun mittelössä kauloja hän katkoo Hän vihollisen valhesanat vääryydeksi näyttää Kahjon miehen logiikkaansa kätevästi käyttää Ohdakkeena ananaksen apulaisten selkään Pistää pirulaista eikä pahalaista pelkää Länsituulen tietä hän luolastansa liitää Avuksi hän kutsustamme kotoansa kiitää Heeroksista hulluin nyt horroksestaan herää Kantaa vihulaisen mukaa nimettyä terää Myrskymieli! Pohdinta puhurin lailla liitää Ajatukset aivoissani edes takas tanssii Myrskymieli! Tajunta tuulen tavoin tempoo Unetonna maannunna Myrskymieli on herännyt ** Translation: *** --- Stormmind (Awakening of Ancient Heroes, Pt. III) --- I'm Stormmind! Ideas glide like gust of wind Thoughts dance back and forth in my mind Stormmind! Thought flies like the stormwind! Been lying sleepless and where are my pants? I don't know... I'm Stormmind! Ideas glide like gust of wind Thoughts dance back forth in my mind Stormmind! Thought flies like the stormwind! Been lying sleepless and my socks are missing too... Words, piles, crooked houses! Must straighten, must gut! The pig's meat the cow hates And the milkman is late! In weddings as well, in these flees Disease brews, disease grows In summer-time it's nice to walk around on the porch During springs I use a clock. There's a time, spell and place for everything I dig gold as well. Treasure-ship! On sea, with blood, with blade slashes. And from tempo we get back to time. Morning-time, ghost-time. The spirit and the servant have awakened But I didn't dream even for a blink Hey mom, do I have to wake up already?! I'm Stormmind! Ideas glide like gust of wind Thoughts dance back and forth in my mind Stormmind! Thought flies like the stormwind! Been lying sleepless and I can't really think of anything here right now... Calling, examination, search for the invited one. Stream of fishes, stream of pieces. No one can bear the stream of blood. But why do I never get invited to parties?! That's right, with the roots. The turnip laughs, the deer laughs It's nice to travel in the woods late As a rug I use a pelt. You shouldn't drink beer naked during winter Trench! Shark-Iron! Has sex with spirits While the servant cries nearby Eve day, escort day. Mayhap might be, mayhap might not but With a stick in my eye I'm not going anywhere Get water here and quickly! I'm Stormmind! Ideas glide like gust of wind Thoughts dance back and forth in my mind Stormmind! Thought flies like the stormwind! Been lying sleepless and that alarm clock is ringing again... Stormmind has awakened. Motormouth to discussions. Can't listen! Apple is making a mango to dance a tango Meanwhile a dried fruit is slaughtering the pear. And Pineapple was laughing loudly! The craziest of heroes can't control his words Without chains walks the thought until he dies to sword On his imaginary travels the Stormmind will journey Until permanently someone shuts his mouth Yet when there's need for wiseman there is none alike No one else's head shines quite as his Solves eleven problems at the same time As in battle with his sword he severs heads from bodies He proves the enemy's lies to be false Handily uses the logic of an insane man Is a thorn at the side of the pineapple's henchmen Pushes on and is not afraid of evil With the Western wind he flies from his cave On our call to help us he glides from his home The most mad of all heroes has now awakened And he carries a blade with the enemy's name I'm Stormmind! Ideas glide like gust of wind Thoughts dance back and forth in my mind Stormmind! Thought flies like the stormwind! Been lying sleepless The Stormmind has awakened.

--- Saviparta (Awakening of Ancient Heroes, Pt. III and a half) -- Laulaja: "Saviparta, koirankuono Kaarnakoiden kasvattama Äidinmaitona metsän mettä Kehtonansa koivun oksat Herääthän nyt horroksestas Kun apuasi anomme! Tarvetta on tiedollesi.. ... ja mihin tämä rytmi nyt menee tässä? Yritän- yritän laulaa sankaria tänne nyt, noni kiitos, jonkinmoista rytmiä... Jumankauta... Tarvetta on tiedollesi Kynsillesi käyttöä Tai kotometsäs kohta ompi Ananaksen- Saviparta: Perkele mihinkään herää! Laulaja: "No kyllähän sä nyt... Ehh... no ... riimi, riimi! Havahtuupi Saviparta Kuultuansa kutsumme Hidas hieman sytytys Mut eiköhän se siittä--" <snoring> Laulaja: "Ei ole todellista... Herätys!" Saviparta: "No! Mene nyt siitä, en minä nouse mihinkään! Nukun täällä nyt vielä. Painu vittuun täältä mun makuuhuoneestani saatanan hoilaaja!" On Saviparta herännyt! Saviparta: "En ole herännyt! Nukun vielä vuosisadan!" Laulaja: "No kyllähän sä nyt voisit... Ihan heräilehän nyt..." Saviparta: "Jumalauta!" Laulaja: "Anti olla sitten..." Translation: -- Claybeard (Awakening of Ancient Heroes, Pt. III and a half) --- Singer: "Saviparta, dog's snout Raised by the woodlands Mother's milk from the forest With birch branches for a crib Wake up from your slumber As we beg for your aid! We have need for your knowledge.. ... and where is this rhythm going here? I'm trying.. I'm trying to sing a Hero here, now, please. Right, please, some sort of rhythm... Oh, bloody hell... We have need for your knowledge! Have use for your claws Or else your home forest will soon be Pineapple's..." Cossbeard: "I ain't wakin' up for nothing!" Singer: "Well, sure you will... eh... wel... rhyme, rhyme... The Cossbeard awakens as he's heard our call. Sure the ignition's a little slow, but I'm sure he will... <snoring> This is unreal... Wake up!" MB: "Bah! Go away, I ain't getting up! I'll sleep some more here now! Just... get the fuck out of my bedroom you bloody wailer!" ... The Claybeard has awok- CB: "I haven't woken up! I'll sleep another century... Singer: "Please? I'm sure you could!" CB: "Fuck off!" Singer: "Ah, I give up..."

I walk the street and see people around me Empty gazes, meaningless motions Why can't they see what's right in front of their eyes Most Days of their lives Most DAys of their lives Most Days of their lives... The wheel keeps turning, mowing the masses The seeds I spout grow fertile crops Soon in my garden they will be kneeling... Most Days of their lives Most DAys of their lives Most Days of their lives... Indocrination ... Most Days of your lives Propaganda! ... Most Days of your lives... We'll teach you how to kneel teach you how to beg. We'll teach you how to grovel Lessons on servitude... Most Days of your lives Come build me a house, I want one with a view No, not that way, the other way, tear it down, build a new one Get a taste of what your life will be like Most Days of your lives Most Days of your lives... Most Days of your lives

-- Riders of the Maelstrom -- Set course for the heart of the maelstrom! Verse1: Steed of steel between my tighs Segway to a better life Speeder made of ugly boxes Straight from '70s science fiction Don't know where I'm coming, don't know where I'm going But it'll surely be a blast Are there wonders beyond the horizon? Or just another part of the world left undone? There's no high enough invisible wall To keep us from seeing it all Chorus Riders of the Maelstrom! Riders of the Maelstrom! Riding through the edge of the world Riders of the Maelstrom! Riders of the Maelstrom! Riding through the ... ehh.. mailstrom Verse2: Light is hurting on my eyes as another Imperial dies One more victim for the Maelstrom Which I ride by the way Don't know what that means, don't know if I care But it just sounds real cool. There's no boss that can stand against us Except for that one guy with the turrets and all Prechorus Chorusx2 All it takes is a fart of a fly And our companions always die Chorus

-- Tuomion Tanssi (Murtunut Nyrkki Reprise) -- Trans: Dance of Doom (Broken Fist Reprise) Ladies and gentlebeings... Prepare to meet your new overlord! Pray down! Bow down! Kneel down and beg for mercy! As I present you... The one and only... Pineapple! .. Tanssikaatten tuomioonne! Riettahasti riepotelkaa Nostakaatte nyrkkiänne Mestarinne murtamaa ( Dance to your Dooms, Swerve around sordidly Raise your Fist to the air Fist broken by your Master )

-- Poltettu maa -- verse1: Palaa pirtti, palaa pelto Tulella tienoo valeltu Ei mustamielen marssin jälkeen Löydy maasta elämää Koditonna kansa kulkee Eloa uutta etsimässä Mut' minne katseen kääntävätkin Vain savu heitä tervehtii Verse2: Soihtut kädessä kätyrit kulkee Tulen kanssa tanssivat Käännytetyt liekkiä kaitsee Ihmisliha sytykkeenä Naapurinsa tuleen työntää Rakastajansa rovioon Tummat silmät, tyhjä sielu Toisten tahtoa toteuttaa Chorus: Poltettu maa karrelle palanut Ei toivoa se tuo tulevasta Kadotettu maa kuolema lahjanaan Murtunut kansa mieli maassa kulkee Poltettu maa... Poltettu maa... Harhaoppiset pakanat! Verse3: Tuhkasta nouskoot tuomionne Kärventyneestä käräjänne Soihtu olkoot syytteenänne Rovio rikoksenanne Ei palaneesta maasta löydy Paikkaa johon paeta On Äännö kohta kohdallanne Ja tuomio toimeenpantu Chorus Poltettu maa ja tuhopolttajan tuomion Tuo Äännö kiinnitettyään huomion Viel' pääpiru poissa katseesta lymyilee Tuhkissa maan poltetun hymyilee Ei takaisin tuomio kotia tuo Ei se helpotusta elämään suo Mut tuhoajat tämän poltetun maan Tekojaan tulevat katumaan Poltettu maa... Poltettu maa... Translation: --- Scorched Earth --- Verse1: Burns the house, burns the fields Landscape wrought with fire Following the Blackmind's march There's no life on sight The people wander homeless Looking for a new life But wherever they turn their gaze Only the smoke greets them Verse2: With torches in hands the minions march Dancing with fire The converted ones tend the flames Human flesh for firewood Throw their neighbours into the fires Their loved ones into the pyre Dark eyes, empty souls Do other people's bidding Chorus: Scorched earth burnt to crisp Brings no hope of future Lost earth, with death as its gift Broken people wander hopeless Heretical pagans! Verse3: May the ashes become your judgment Courthouse from the burnt ground May the torch be your charge And the pyre your crime There's no place on the scorched earth Where you might find solace The Voice will soon be upon you And the judgment has been passed Chorus Scorched Earth and the scorcher's verdict Brings the Voice now that he's awake Yet the prime evil still hides away Smiles within the ashes of the scorched earth The judgment won't bring the home back It won't bring ease to the life But the destroyers of this scorched earth Will regret what they've done Scorched Earth... Scorched Earth...

-- Kivikasvon Kuolema -- Kivikasvo: Verse1: Pää täynnä viinaksia Kivikasvo astuu areenalle! Mitä vittua täällä mesotaan? Turhaan kalpojanne kalistelette Turhaan terillänne temmotte Ei Kivikasvon nahkaa rauta lävistä Teidät murran paljain käsin Pelkkä pikkurillikin riittää Panssareita en laisin kaipaa Hyttysiä kun nitistän Joten tulkaa sitten pikkumiehet ja ylitsenne tallon Verse2: Kätyreitä on turha lähettää On ananas aivonsa tuhonnut Vain idiootti Kivikasvoa lähtisi haastamaan Puristan mehut vastustajistani Pieniksi paloiksi pilkon Jos nopea tarpeeks on jaloistaan Saatan jopa antaa elää Puhallan ja porttinne kaatuu Murahdan ja muurinne murtuu Turha sanansaattajan on kiven takana lymyillä Sanansaattaja: Come then, Stoneface my dear, Let us play! *humming* There's nothing quite like the smell of blood, as it squeezes from the flesh. The juice of life flows to my cup And I drink it merrily! First we do a cut! And then we do a slice! You gurgle to death while I grin And then it's time to mutilate your dead corpse for all to see Oh I love my job... Red-covered chaos Yellow-tinted flesh Panic in the eyes of your fellow men How I love it How I love it Run children, run! Monster from your nightmares is out to get you! YES YOU! On Kivikasvo kaatunut... Soitan tuhatpäiselle yleisölle... Soitin kädessä... Kaikki hurraa... Ja hyvä jumala, dinosaurus syö lavan! Translation: -- Death Of The Stoneface -- Stoneface: Verse1: Head full of booze Stoneface enters the arena! What the fuck is all this racket about?! In vain you rattle your swords Uselessly wave your blades Iron has no effect on Stoneface's skin I'll break you with my bare hands Even mere pinky would do I have no need for armour When I'm squashing insects So, come then little men And I will stomp you. Verse2: It helps not to send your minions The pineapple has ruined their brains Only an idiot would seek to challenge Stoneface I will squeeze the juice out of my opponents Cut them into tiny pieces If they're quick enough on their feet I might even let them live. I blow and your gates fall down I grunt and your walls topple down It's useless for the Herald to hide behind the stones. The Herald: Come then, Stoneface my dear, Let us play! *humming* There's nothing quite like the smell of blood, as it squeezes from the flesh. The juice of life flows to my cup And I drink it merrily! First we do a cut! And then we do a slice! You gurgle to death while I grin And then it's time to mutilate your dead corpse for all to see Oh I love my job... Red-covered chaos Yellow-tinted flesh Panic in the eyes of your fellow men How I love it How I love it Run children, run! Monster from your nightmares is out to get you! YES YOU! The Stoneface has fallen I play for an audience of thousands... With my instrument on my hand... Everybody's cheering... And oh my god, a dinosaur is eating the stage!

-- Xanatos Speed Chess -- Verse1: On suunnitelma säädetty Ja viisitoista varalla Kilpikonnamuodostelma viholaisen ovella Asetelma päätetty mut melko eri tavalla Sodan säännöt luettu mut turhakkeeksi todettu Rautaportti murtuu Omatunto turtuu Tunne en mä armoa kun näköni sumentuu Sotakenttä muuttuu mut haittaa se ei Myrskymieli tempuinensa tämän erän vei se olen minä! Verse2: Herald's in the field and I'm eating your soldiers Removing the burden of health from their shoulders It's all in the cards and I don't really care I'm Magnificent Bastard face me if ya dare Your plan crumbles It's all in shambles Your gamble's a bust and the chips are lost Your champion is dead whimpering as he bled Whispering for mercy ... which he didn't get Ha! Chorus: The Trickster and The Bastard walk into a bar The Joke leads to an all-out war This tale is coming to its ending This tournament of speed chess it is on Until all pineapples finally are gone Dead horse just needs a bit more beating Verse3: On voitontuntosi ennenaikaista This startin' round was just to test ya On jokaiseen siirtoosi aina vastaus Just playing around as a cat with a mouse Suunnitelmasi kaatuu Oh, yes, I fooled you Taistelua ohjaan And to hell it's gone! Siirroissa vuoroja edellä mä oon And now who's celebrating too soon? chorus Lusikka laulaa ja pyykkilauta soi! Siirtosi piirretty suunnittelupöydälle Toimesi tunnettu tekoja ennen Myrskyisen mielen syövereissä mielletty Oletettu ennen askelta Palaset aseteltu paikoilleen omille Odottamaan oikeaa vastausta Ja vaikk' yllätys yksi sun toinenkin tullut On suunnitelmia muutettu Luulit Kivikasvon tappaneesi? Well then... ain't that quaint? Let's dance... Translation: -- Xanatos Speed Chess -- Verse1: The plan has been made with fifteen back-ups Tortoise formation at the enemy's door Setting has been set though in a pretty odd fashion Rules of War has been read and discarded as trash The Iron Gate falls Conscience goes numb I know not mercy as my vision goes to a blur The war field changes but it doesn't matter Storm-mind with his tricks took this round That's me! Verse2: Herald's in the field and I'm eating your soldiers Removing the burden of health from their shoulders It's all in the cards and I don't really care I'm Magnificent Bastard face me if ya dare Your plan crumbles It's all in shambles Your gamble's a bust and the chips are lost Your champion is dead whimpering as he bled Whispering for mercy ... which he didn't get Ha! Chorus: The Trickster and The Bastard walk into a bar The Joke leads to an all-out war This tale is coming to its ending This tournament of speed chess it is on Until all pineapples finally are gone Dead horse just needs a bit more beating Verse3: Your victory cheer is premature This startin' round was just to test ya For each of your moves, I have an aswer Just playing around as a cat with a mouse Your plan is falling Oh, yes, I fooled you I guide the combat And to hell it's gone! I'm rounds ahead on my moves And now who's celebrating too soon? chorus Spoon sings and the washboard plays! Your moves are drawn on the planning board Actions known before the acts Thought inside a stormy mind Assumed before the taken step Pieces have been moved to their places To wait for the right response And though there's been a few surprise The plan has been adjusted You thought you killed Stoneface? Well then... ain't that quaint? Let's dance...

--- Peace Through Superior Firepower (Orbital Banana Bombardment) --- This the Intergalactic Fleet Squadron 784 calling the Citizens of Planet XH5-42 In accordance with the Planetery Pineapple containtment Act, your planet has been deemed Contaminated Beyond Repair. In accordance with the afore-mentioned Act, we shall now commence Planetary Obliteration... with bananas. We apologize for the inconvenience. All ships, you may fire when ready. Commence firing Profeetat Pyhän Banaanin Tähtitaivaalta tahtoaan tuo Siviili syntiseen samaistuu Oikeuden silmissä Profeetat Pyhän Banaanin Maailmanlopun tuo mukanaan Ei edes maata jäljelle jää Kun pommitus päälle käy Apocalypse, pretty damn soon! Apocalypse, pretty damn soon! Tulivoiman kautta rauha maahan saadaan Ei kuolleet miehet kahinoihin ryhdy Kenen asetta pelkäät sen tahtiin tanssit Vaikka sitten yli kielekkeen Tuli voiman kautta rauha ikuinen Ei kätyreittä pahuus leviä Ei sato ilman multaa mihinkin kasva Mut madoilla on melkoiset juhlat Apocalypse, pretty damn soon! Apocalypse, pretty damn soon! And then... everybody died! Thank you for listening and good night The End! ... *kuorsausta* Saviparta on herännyt! Oliko täällä jotain ongel- Ai kato perhana, kaikki on kuollut... Mä meen takasin nukkumaan... *kuorsausta* Translation: --- Peace Through Superior Firepower (Orbital Banana Bombardment) --- This the Intergalactic Fleet Squadron 784 calling the Citizens of Planet XH5-42 In accordance with the Planetery Pineapple containtment Act, your planet has been deemed Contaminated Beyond Repair. In accordance with the afore-mentioned Act, we shall now commence Planetary Obliteration... with bananas. We apologize for the inconvenience. All ships, you may fire when ready. Commence firing Prophets of the Sacred Banana Bring their will across the stars Civilian melds with the sinner In the eyes of justice Prophets of the Sacred Banana Bring with them the end of the world Not even the earth is left behind When the bombardment is upon us Apocalypse, pretty damn soon! Apocalypse, pretty damn soon! Through firepower comes a peace to the land Dead men fight no quarrels Whose gun you fear, to his tune you dance Even across a cliff Through strength came a peace eternal Without minions evil does not spread Crops don't grow without a soil But worms have quite the feast Apocalypse, pretty damn soon! Apocalypse, pretty damn soon! And then... everybody died! Thank you for listening and good night The End! ... *snoring* Mossbeard has awakened! Was there some kind of a prob- Oh, bloody hell, everyone's dead... I'm going back to sleep... *snoring*