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Stuck on the Pineapple Infested Planet that the Seven Ancient Crystals of the Eternal Time Vortex Warned Would Serve as a Breeding Ground for the Abysmal Taint of the Vile Pineapple of Doooooom

from Alchemical Experimentations of Aural Ecstacy​.​.​. And Also, Amputation of Absurd Extremities by Rahkoi

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( Dedicated to wolfkier (wolfkier.bandcamp.com) )

The Cosmic Fruit War Saga reaches its second installment, which introduces us the ultimate evil of the universe: The Pineapple.

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(note that these are mostly me improvising crap with a mic, than actually prewritten lyrics. They're here only to help you understand them if you so wish)

Can anyone hear me?
Can anyone hear this transmission?
I'm lost...
On this planet...
This uncharted planet
My spaceship was mauled by the Whaleshark
This planet...
It's alive
It's evil
And it's...
It's full of pineapple!
Completely poisoned by pineapple

I have to stop it!


Feeed us!
Feeed on us!
Ananas!
Feeed on us!


Fifth day on this planet
I've found no food that isn't contaminated by pineapple
My rations are running low
I don't know how long I can survive

Please, send help

Ancients, please send help!


I believe...
I believe this may be the planet Ancients warned us about
A land of taint
A planet of corruption
A planet of Pineapple

I can't do this alone...


You will succumb to us!
You will be one with the Pineapple
And with us...
We shall spread across the Galaxy
And the universe shall be ours once more

So says the Prophecy of the Pineapple


<insane muttering>


Feed on us!
Ananas!

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from Alchemical Experimentations of Aural Ecstacy​.​.​. And Also, Amputation of Absurd Extremities, released June 12, 2011

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A mad man with a box, containing a miniature electro-mechanic symphonic orchestra, a bunch of odd space sounds and some synthetic doohickeys of whirl and whistle.

Bombastic, epic, cinematic cheese combined with electronic mayhem and hijinks of dubious nature. What more can you ask for? ... more

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